Episode 6: Adultery, Theft, and Therapy

Ryan, let me tell you about this mess I just had to deal with.

My mama, bless her heart, she raised me all by herself and is deep in the church.

She's obsessed with our pastor.

So at Sunday brunch, she's out here playing matchmaker and setting me up with the pastor's son.

I felt the pressure and just, I had to say yes.

When he pulled up to pick me up last night, I'm looking at him like, okay, he's definitely fine.

And he was giving me that Mr.

Perfect manners at the front door.

Well, The second we pull off, that boy had the foulest, filthiest mouth I've ever heard.

We're supposed to be headed to dinner, but instead he pulls up to a sex shop.

I felt so gross just walking in there.

He had the audacity to try and buy me some see-through nightie.

I was like, can we please just go get something to eat? He brushed me off saying he just wanted to hit this dive bar instead so we could grab some drive-thru later.

We get to his car and he's slamming back shots.

I think he did like five.

He was being so extra, flirting with every girl in the place and acting straight up rude to everyone.

While he was out there on the dance floor with some other girl, I decided I'm done.

I called an Uber and bounced.

I honestly don't think he even realized I was gone for about an hour because that's when he messaged me.

I told him I was sick and I had to head home and he had the nerve to text me back.

I hope I get a good review.

I'm so over it.

What do you think I should do?

Well, first of all, don't be in a vehicle with a guy that just slammed five shots.

Every part of this story is wrong.