Episode 2: Better Single than Sorry

What I did was pretty s***.

he's a piece of, I wanted this girl so bad.

I did something horrible.

Really, really, really awful.

Now, before anybody gets too judgy, this guy was a piece of, I know we cheated on her and, uh, did a lot of terrible things.

So one night we were at a bar and, uh, he was so drunk and he was such an asshole that I called the police when he was leaving dumb city.

is he ended up getting a DUI and he was belligerent to the cops this was his fourth offense he went to jail and uh the girlfriend dumped him pretty quickly and I was there waiting in the wings we started dating and now getting married next week I cannot tell you the lengths I went through to get this woman and uh now she's gonna be my wife and I can never tell her

I don't think that's right that you never tell her.

I mean, that's a lie by omission.

Call me crazy.

You guys can make your own commentary.

Go to youandryan.com. Now, the next call, it's about behaving badly in public, and I guess anybody can do it, even celebrities.

Hey, Ryan, I really miss you on the radio, but I love this podcast.

I'm not going to name names.

I'll tell you what, I will damn you who this local celebrity is, but oh my God.

you will not believe who is right in front of me yep oh my god she is a terrible person like maybe the worst person i've ever seen she was completely losing it on this poor cashier screaming at her kids and then she started totally belittling this cashier she pulled that whole do you know who I am bullshit.

Like, are you serious right now? You play such a happy, nice person, but I was mortified for everybody involved.

That poor cashier looked like she was going to burst into tears.

And then this woman had the audacity.

She demanded to see the manager.

just so she could power trip and belittle this poor kid.

Honestly, it is so wild how the people you think are actually just complete trash in real life.

Never meet your heroes.

I promise you, you'd be disappointed.

Oh, and by the way, Ryan, I live in the same state, the same city as you.