Aug 18, 2026 · 2 hr 11 min · 15 segments
The Timewaster 9000 Community Discord has rallied together to create the ULTIMATE pet card bracket. Join us today as these cards go head to head to see which is truly deserving of any love. Find all…
All right.
The pet bracket.
[laughs]
The pet bracket.
So first up we got dog.
Cats.
Yeah, cats versus dogs.
Dog versus cat.
Classic matchup.
[laughs]
He's the scientist in Cats vs.
Dogs.
It's true, it's true.
"I'm working on a way to make cats and dogs talk.
They're really smart."
[laughs]
"They're gonna fight crime and be secret agents."
[laughs] Or, uh, uh, what about...
Uh, did you ever see G-Force?
Is that the hamster one?
That's...
Well, gerbils.
That's what the G is.
[laughs]
All right.
The pet bracket.
[laughs]
The pet bracket.
So first up we got dog.
Cats.
Yeah, cats versus dogs.
Dog versus cat.
Classic matchup.
[laughs]
He's the scientist in Cats vs.
Dogs.
It's true, it's true.
"I'm working on a way to make cats and dogs talk.
They're really smart."
[laughs]
"They're gonna fight crime and be secret agents."
[laughs] Or, uh, uh, what about...
Uh, did you ever see G-Force?
Is that the hamster one?
That's...
Well, gerbils.
That's what the G is.
[laughs]
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