The Dark Web Business Plan
His strangest business idea never made money
The Smart Guide to Dumb Stuff w/ Bill and Ben
Sep 15, 2026 · 42 min · 9 segments
Welcome to the Smart Guide to Dumb Stuff with Bill and Ben! In the inaugural episode, Ben tells Bill about his revolutionary new diet, remembers an old friend, and the weekly games are introduced…
dumb stuff a couple of dumb guys that are pretty smart maybe okay let's start let's start the show this way because like no one wants to hear me talking about shitting my pants hey bill this is a segment i want to do a lot on this show and hopefully people will like it okay and i don't know what to call it yet okay so for now i'm calling it bill's classic rock We'll come up with a better name for it.
To be more descriptive, a song I heard at my liquor store that I want to quiz you.
Would you let me tell people? All right.
goodness so what i mean by bill's classic rock quiz so here's the thing i have to or i don't have to but i do go to a liquor store right down my house you have a few times But all I do is I get a big old bottle of vodka.
I go in, I'm out.
It's like bam, wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
Whatever, they're playing music.
It's a classic rock station.
So I'm in and out and I'm walking home and then some song is in my head and I have no idea why.
Like, why am I just thinking about, you know, like...
Fly like an eagle, you know, right now.
Like, why is that in my head? And then I realized, oh, that brief time I was in that liquor store, that song was playing.
Okay.
All right.
So this is what I'm presenting you.
I want to read lyrics from the last time I went to the liquor store.
I'm going to read lyrics from the song that got in my head last time.
Yep.
Okay.
And I'm going to see if you can figure out just by the lyrics.
I'm not going to read.
This is going to be tough.
I'm going to read the verses, not the chorus.
Are you ready? I love this.
Love this.
dumb stuff a couple of dumb guys that are pretty smart maybe okay let's start let's start the show this way because like no one wants to hear me talking about shitting my pants hey bill this is a segment i want to do a lot on this show and hopefully people will like it okay and i don't know what to call it yet okay so for now i'm calling it bill's classic rock We'll come up with a better name for it.
To be more descriptive, a song I heard at my liquor store that I want to quiz you.
Would you let me tell people? All right.
goodness so what i mean by bill's classic rock quiz so here's the thing i have to or i don't have to but i do go to a liquor store right down my house you have a few times But all I do is I get a big old bottle of vodka.
I go in, I'm out.
It's like bam, wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
Whatever, they're playing music.
It's a classic rock station.
So I'm in and out and I'm walking home and then some song is in my head and I have no idea why.
Like, why am I just thinking about, you know, like...
Fly like an eagle, you know, right now.
Like, why is that in my head? And then I realized, oh, that brief time I was in that liquor store, that song was playing.
Okay.
All right.
So this is what I'm presenting you.
I want to read lyrics from the last time I went to the liquor store.
I'm going to read lyrics from the song that got in my head last time.
Yep.
Okay.
And I'm going to see if you can figure out just by the lyrics.
I'm not going to read.
This is going to be tough.
I'm going to read the verses, not the chorus.
Are you ready? I love this.
Love this.
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