Oct 18, 2026 · 31 min · 6 segments
In the eighth compilation episode, Simon is joined by Chloe Petts to rebuild society in the image of Noddy, Robbie Knox to make airports run more efficiently with electric shocks and Sunil Patel to…
Simon WeekesHostRobbie KnoxGuest
Chloe PettsGuestSunil PatelGuest
Can I say, I really enjoyed, you just immediately adopted the persona of like a chief constable at a press conference.
So what I basically think is maybe it's not enough to have the rules of the road on the pavement.
Obviously, it's not going to work on many pavements, particularly in London, because the pavements are too thin.
But where possible, rules of the swimming pool, you have probably not enough room for a medium lane, but you have a slow lane, you have a fast lane.
You choose your lane and then again, you stay on one side and then you overtake when it's your right of way, you know.
Every street should have a man sat on a tall chair wearing a speedo, just overseeing it all.
And he's sort of carrying a skateboard in his hands so that he can quickly get to emergencies.
I mean, it sounds like you'd quite like maybe a massive expansion of the pavement.
Can I say, I really enjoyed, you just immediately adopted the persona of like a chief constable at a press conference.
So what I basically think is maybe it's not enough to have the rules of the road on the pavement.
Obviously, it's not going to work on many pavements, particularly in London, because the pavements are too thin.
But where possible, rules of the swimming pool, you have probably not enough room for a medium lane, but you have a slow lane, you have a fast lane.
You choose your lane and then again, you stay on one side and then you overtake when it's your right of way, you know.
Every street should have a man sat on a tall chair wearing a speedo, just overseeing it all.
And he's sort of carrying a skateboard in his hands so that he can quickly get to emergencies.
I mean, it sounds like you'd quite like maybe a massive expansion of the pavement.
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