you're this au fait with it.

I said I was world-class, and I meant I was world-class.

I know that it doesn't matter that I'm wearing a plastic belt, because the machine I see up ahead is the body scanner and not X-ray things, so I know that I'll have to have a clear waistband irrelevant of whether or not there's plastic.

You sound more like a terrorist than someone who says, I've got a bomb.

I'm just a man who likes to be efficient.

You do this to people, and it's like...

You do think, how do you function normally in life? Travelators and people who just stand still on a travelator.

I'd like to suggest to you, I think you'll enjoy this because based on your previous things, that all the traffic lights are going to have tasers installed.

this man is how upfront he is.

The quickest 24 hours in police custody episode ever.

We had a friend who was a musician, he's still a musician, I think, so I haven't seen him for a while, and he was playing at Glastonbury, and it'd be our social group.

We're all there at the same time.

He was playing, and he was so excited to be doing this.

And beforehand, we were watching Chas and Dave, and me and a couple of friends watching Chas and Dave.

Great.

they're like, ah.

Yeah

... um, I used to organize this, a ski trip every year where I'd go with friends for a long weekend, and we'd go drinking heavily for, like, three days, and this is in my mid-20s, and then fly back in the morning, uh, and go to work.

I'd have had, like, two hours sleep or something.

Oh, right.

And we had John Aldridge on who, who's a football...

He used to play for Liverpool and Republic of Ireland.

And he, um...

And I phoned him up.

That, that would have also been a mental, like, truthful lie, 'cause he's like, "I take a plo- platypus everywhere." "Do you have it?" "Yeah." I go, "Well then, yeah." [laughs]

Yeah.

I mean, it's true for that moment, isn't it?

[laughs]

Well, j- no, I'm not doing all your work.

You start it.

I'm the bitch.