The Reality Shaper: A Musical Podcast
Sep 1, 2026 · 26 min · 10 segments
After a break in the case, Boris and CB share a night of drinking and dancing. The Reality Shaper is based on the books by Sair Kaufman. The writing team for the podcast includes Sair Kaufman, Shane…
I don't know about you, B, but I'm going to go home and sleep until I'm dead.
I think I have to go deliver the good news.
To your dad? Or to your mysterious civilian partner? They've done so much to help us get here.
You have no idea.
Why don't you tell me? They aren't exactly the kind of person we'd usually work with.
Well, apparently the people we usually work with are demon-worshipping child murderers.
So when do I get to meet him? We'll all go get a drink sometime.
Go.
Rest up.
Hortuson will probably need our help tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah.
See you later, B.
See ya.
Forrest takes the familiar walk to the horseshoe with a big dumb
smile the whole way there.
Follow the pebble and rob me blind, but lose track and I get to keep your ante.
And away we...
Sorry, gotta borrow the bard.
Oh, hi, butthead.
Put me down!
I need to talk to you over there.
Do
not.
I repeat, do not make a habit of this.
I'm not a lamp.
I don't know about you, B, but I'm going to go home and sleep until I'm dead.
I think I have to go deliver the good news.
To your dad? Or to your mysterious civilian partner? They've done so much to help us get here.
You have no idea.
Why don't you tell me? They aren't exactly the kind of person we'd usually work with.
Well, apparently the people we usually work with are demon-worshipping child murderers.
So when do I get to meet him? We'll all go get a drink sometime.
Go.
Rest up.
Hortuson will probably need our help tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah.
See you later, B.
See ya.
Forrest takes the familiar walk to the horseshoe with a big dumb
smile the whole way there.
Follow the pebble and rob me blind, but lose track and I get to keep your ante.
And away we...
Sorry, gotta borrow the bard.
Oh, hi, butthead.
Put me down!
I need to talk to you over there.
Do
not.
I repeat, do not make a habit of this.
I'm not a lamp.
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