"women aren't allowed to be fat"

Things high-value men never do, part one.

Okay, first one.

People getting mad at me 'cause I said I would leave my girl if she get big.

I'ma dead ass tell you why.

I'm not attracted to that anymore, and I get it.

The level of comfortability that you must have probably caused you to lose sight of the way you're looking.

Um, what do you mean she got big? Like, her stomach got big because she is pregnant with a child with your DNA?

So I have something to share with you guys.

Oh, no, no, no, I'm not pregnant, I just been eating good.

Or she got bigger confidence, a bigger, brighter future after leaving you because she realizes that she can't stand a man who thinks small and is small.

And if you're generally happy with the way you're looking, I cannot do that, because you don't look the same to me.

[siren blares]

Honestly, she should be thankful.

Uh, door's down the hall to the right, please make your exit.

Goodbye.

But when will I see you again?

Oh, never.

Never.

Never?

Well, maybe someday.

When? Tomorrow?

Oh, no.

I did not sign up for this.

I fell in love, or attracted to you, when you were smaller.

I don't have to accept you being big.