429. Flask

It's time for Administrative Corner.

Oh, I love Administrative Corner.

Wow, what a surprise.

I know.

You guys, thank you very much for all of your support in the book release.

We're going to talk more about the tour in Dog Updates, but... we worked real hard and we did not make the New York Times bestseller list sadly and yeah I put this out on the socials last week I had a little cry in the bathroom at the airport when I found out and then I was fine but I wanted to share my favorite comment to my post that said I blamed you know I posted I said you know we didn't make the New York Times bestseller list and I blamed stock photo dog because we did really good at the one bookstore that had Zola on the cover and And you all were very supportive and it was very nice.

But Lizasaurus Rex said my favorite post, which was, I'm sorry, Jen, fake news from the failing New York Times, clearly.

And I laughed so hard.

This is the one time it's funny.

Fake news from the failing New York Times.

Yes,

yes.

You know, you just got to have like a way bigger social media following to make the New York Times bestseller list, it turns out.

Or I guess write a better book.

But like that seems unreasonable.

Stupid New York Times.

It's

not their fault.

We just didn't sell enough books.

I'm

mad and I think it's their fault.

I think it's all monkey business.

and weirdness

it is a little bit of bullshit that Ted Cruz with his fucking Anthony Scalia book is number one on the New York Times I know

you have more actual friends than Ted Cruz my