The Fools of Fantasy, An Actual Play RPG Podcast
Oct 5, 2026 · 40 min · 10 segments
A continuation of the one-shot! So big it couldn't be contained by one episode!! As we continue, the Nightsky Syndicate has been tasked by a group of swan people to stop the evil duck people from…
Do you have any pets?
What do you think, Grandfather and Soul?
Do you think I have any pets? I'm just asking the questions.
I'm not trying to do anything else.
I'm just asking questions, okay? But, Soul, do you have pets? I mean...
There is story, granddaughter just told me, that there is story of creature known as Rake.
Granddaughter, that is implement for raking the leaves.
They even say the name is raking leaves.
No, no.
This monster? Do you know of Rake? He's
not a pet.
He's an associate.
Ah.
and I'm there too, but everybody pays attention to him because he looks like a dog that's been ran over.
He whispers things into people's ears, especially things like they're going to die, and they will die in horrible ways.
But, you know, he's kind of a dick, really.
I mean, think about it.
You see this thing, blood which whispers in your ear something like, Hey dude, your grandfather's gonna die.
Yeah.
Also, you burnt the casserole.
Get fucked.
And then he just scampers away and he makes sure the grandfather dies.
I mean, that's...
It's kind of really nice that I just stand at the edge of the bed.
Yes, Grandad, yeah, I agree, Grandad.
Do you have any pets?
What do you think, Grandfather and Soul?
Do you think I have any pets? I'm just asking the questions.
I'm not trying to do anything else.
I'm just asking questions, okay? But, Soul, do you have pets? I mean...
There is story, granddaughter just told me, that there is story of creature known as Rake.
Granddaughter, that is implement for raking the leaves.
They even say the name is raking leaves.
No, no.
This monster? Do you know of Rake? He's
not a pet.
He's an associate.
Ah.
and I'm there too, but everybody pays attention to him because he looks like a dog that's been ran over.
He whispers things into people's ears, especially things like they're going to die, and they will die in horrible ways.
But, you know, he's kind of a dick, really.
I mean, think about it.
You see this thing, blood which whispers in your ear something like, Hey dude, your grandfather's gonna die.
Yeah.
Also, you burnt the casserole.
Get fucked.
And then he just scampers away and he makes sure the grandfather dies.
I mean, that's...
It's kind of really nice that I just stand at the edge of the bed.
Yes, Grandad, yeah, I agree, Grandad.
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