[upbeat music] Now, the case of the vanishing varmint.
It's Wednesday evening in Manhattan, and upstate a gentleman named Paul McKenzie is taking life easy.
Not that Mr. McKenzie is lazy.
He's not working because he had an argument with the State of New York and unfortunately, he came out second best.
All right, McKenzie, inside.
Ah, hiya, Mac.
Drop dead, will you?
I don't know what's the matter with you.
Yeah.
Let's see it, Wayne.
I'm doing a crossword puzzle.
You know a five-letter word for burglar?
You trying to be funny?
No.
See, 17 across?
Ah, give me that.
What'd you do that for? You broke the point on my pencil.
Well, that's just too...
Hey, what are you doing now?
I'm sharpening the point on the windowsill.
Let's see that.
Ah, cut it out, Mac.
I ain't hurting nothing.
Let me see that part.
[upbeat music] Now, the case of the vanishing varmint.
It's Wednesday evening in Manhattan, and upstate a gentleman named Paul McKenzie is taking life easy.
Not that Mr. McKenzie is lazy.
He's not working because he had an argument with the State of New York and unfortunately, he came out second best.
All right, McKenzie, inside.
Ah, hiya, Mac.
Drop dead, will you?
I don't know what's the matter with you.
Yeah.
Let's see it, Wayne.
I'm doing a crossword puzzle.
You know a five-letter word for burglar?
You trying to be funny?
No.
See, 17 across?
Ah, give me that.
What'd you do that for? You broke the point on my pencil.
Well, that's just too...
Hey, what are you doing now?
I'm sharpening the point on the windowsill.
Let's see that.
Ah, cut it out, Mac.
I ain't hurting nothing.
Let me see that part.
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