Book 6 - The Capture

I'm Thaddeus.

Just Thaddeus.

You don't need to know my last name, and I can't tell you anyway.

Why are you asking? What are you, a cop? Because all cops are controllers.

This is the Animorphs Cookbook.

Hello, my fellow bandits.

Welcome back.

It is I, Thaddeus, the girl character.

She and her, or they and them, if you acquire my permission.

And I am joined by my fellow Andalite bandits.

Say hello, whichever of you talks first.

It will be

me! I have taken control.

I am Caleb.

I am the co-host.

I am the boy character.

And I am the other boy character.

It's Max.

Him.

Yes, your ears do not deceive you.

I have gotten a new microphone.

I no longer sound like a garbly, godspeed-y black emperor early intro voiceover rambling before a 17-minute fugue of wonderful, wonderful sounds.