393: America’s Most Cursed Snacks
Jul 29, 2026 · 1 hr 1 min · 22 segments
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Michael BlausteinHostTrevor WallaceHostJackPanelist
Jul 29, 2026 · 1 hr 1 min · 22 segments
Michael BlausteinHostTrevor WallaceHostJackPanelist
There was this girl and, you know, uh, she was talking to a friend at a table next to us, and she goes, "Oh, yeah, like, I'm getting married.
Are you a- you available?" I'm, in my head, I'm like, "That's literally, like, a month away." Like, if I'm getting a word-of-mouth invite, you don't give a fuck about me in the first place, right?
So it's already off to, like, a weird, like, "Oh, yeah, like, if you want." And, and she said something I thought was so interesting 'cause, and this was also a one-sided conversation.
This was, like, this girl was having a podcast with her damn self and wasn't listening to her friend at all.
But at one point she goes, like, "Yeah, me and my boyfriend hate, like, intimacy.
Like, we hate physical touch, so we're not gonna do that on the wedding day." I'm not going.
So if you guys are saying on your actual wedding day you're not gonna kiss at the altar, why the fuck would I go to this goddamn corporate mixer? This is nothing but a LinkedIn party.
... fly all the way there so you can be like, "I do," and then what? Side hug?
Dude, do you know that when kings and queens used to get married and shit, whatever the fuck, the wedding night, like, the, the court would watch.
There was this girl and, you know, uh, she was talking to a friend at a table next to us, and she goes, "Oh, yeah, like, I'm getting married.
Are you a- you available?" I'm, in my head, I'm like, "That's literally, like, a month away." Like, if I'm getting a word-of-mouth invite, you don't give a fuck about me in the first place, right?
So it's already off to, like, a weird, like, "Oh, yeah, like, if you want." And, and she said something I thought was so interesting 'cause, and this was also a one-sided conversation.
This was, like, this girl was having a podcast with her damn self and wasn't listening to her friend at all.
But at one point she goes, like, "Yeah, me and my boyfriend hate, like, intimacy.
Like, we hate physical touch, so we're not gonna do that on the wedding day." I'm not going.
So if you guys are saying on your actual wedding day you're not gonna kiss at the altar, why the fuck would I go to this goddamn corporate mixer? This is nothing but a LinkedIn party.
... fly all the way there so you can be like, "I do," and then what? Side hug?
Dude, do you know that when kings and queens used to get married and shit, whatever the fuck, the wedding night, like, the, the court would watch.
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