Knickerbockerglory

I can't spread my wings 'cause I'm indoors.

Social Muffs.

Shall I...

Do you want me to go?

Yeah.

Welcome to Social...

Where's my camera? Welcome to Social Muffs.

If you're watching this on the internet, you may notice that we're in a different venue, and that Amy Mason is not here.

In the last episode, um-

We sacrificed her.

[laughs]

Well, what happened was, I don't know if you can remember from last week, uh, we got some noise complaints that we were too loud.

So rather than addressing them reasonably with the person...

Well, we don't even know who brought it up.

It was the man next door.

We, rather than bring it up reasonably with the man next door, we went, "Let's...

We'll sack Rich-

[laughs]

... [laughs] and we'll just go somewhere else." Um, and also we've realized it was Amy that was making the noise, so we have sacrificed her.

She's not here.

She's in prison.

Uh, yeah, no, Rich is still here and his little baby chinos.

[laughs]

[laughs] But now he's got a little walkie-talkie.

He's got a little...

We've just moved because, um, I don't know why we've moved.

Rich just-

It's better parking here

...

Better parking is essentially what it is, isn't it, Harriet? Yeah, say it.

It's r-

More studio space as well.

The studio space is nice.

It's cool here.

It is really cool.

And they've got a, a tamp, a tap you wank off a different type of-

Yeah, you don't need to wank the tap off anymore

... yeah, for hot water.

How do you feel, Rich? Do you feel well within yourself?

Why have you, have you got mic [laughs] he looks like a racehorse pundit.

Because of the room he's got here is so massive, just for au- he's, he's had to put up, like, a sound curtain.

I had to put up a screen so because of the sound.

No, no, irrelevant.

For now.

For radio.

Yeah, I'm, this is why I'm setting the scene.

I'm doing an audio book.

The room is a massive white space.

Vast.

Vast.

All-encompassing.

Encompassing.

And we've got lovely sofas.

Sofas.

But because the room is so big and we've only just got in it, Rich has had to put up some soundproofing curtains.

However, he has to stand behind the soundproofing curtains to use his little buttons.

So every time we talk to him, he pops up like a shit in a U-bend.

[laughs]

Like a shit in a U-bend.

[laughs]

So that's what's happening today.

I can't spread my wings 'cause I'm indoors.

Social Muffs.

Shall I...

Do you want me to go?

Yeah.

Welcome to Social...

Where's my camera? Welcome to Social Muffs.

If you're watching this on the internet, you may notice that we're in a different venue, and that Amy Mason is not here.

In the last episode, um-

We sacrificed her.

[laughs]

Well, what happened was, I don't know if you can remember from last week, uh, we got some noise complaints that we were too loud.

So rather than addressing them reasonably with the person...

Well, we don't even know who brought it up.

It was the man next door.

We, rather than bring it up reasonably with the man next door, we went, "Let's...

We'll sack Rich-

[laughs]

... [laughs] and we'll just go somewhere else." Um, and also we've realized it was Amy that was making the noise, so we have sacrificed her.

She's not here.

She's in prison.

Uh, yeah, no, Rich is still here and his little baby chinos.

[laughs]

[laughs] But now he's got a little walkie-talkie.

He's got a little...

We've just moved because, um, I don't know why we've moved.

Rich just-

It's better parking here

...

Better parking is essentially what it is, isn't it, Harriet? Yeah, say it.

It's r-

More studio space as well.

The studio space is nice.

It's cool here.

It is really cool.

And they've got a, a tamp, a tap you wank off a different type of-

Yeah, you don't need to wank the tap off anymore

... yeah, for hot water.

How do you feel, Rich? Do you feel well within yourself?

Why have you, have you got mic [laughs] he looks like a racehorse pundit.

Because of the room he's got here is so massive, just for au- he's, he's had to put up, like, a sound curtain.

I had to put up a screen so because of the sound.

No, no, irrelevant.

For now.

For radio.

Yeah, I'm, this is why I'm setting the scene.

I'm doing an audio book.

The room is a massive white space.

Vast.

Vast.

All-encompassing.

Encompassing.

And we've got lovely sofas.

Sofas.

But because the room is so big and we've only just got in it, Rich has had to put up some soundproofing curtains.

However, he has to stand behind the soundproofing curtains to use his little buttons.

So every time we talk to him, he pops up like a shit in a U-bend.

[laughs]

Like a shit in a U-bend.

[laughs]

So that's what's happening today.