By order of the Overseer Council, this document describes an ongoing EK class Scorched Earth event.
Upon accessing the file, Foundation cognomole catcher underscore seven seven will embed within your subconscious and may track your bio signature for up to seventy-two hours.
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Item number SCP-seven zero zero two.
Classified level four: secret.
Containment class: esoteric.
Disruption class: Amida.
Risk class: critical.
Special containment procedures: SCP-seven zero zero two's wish must not be granted.
Personnel found to be working for the benefit of SCP-seven zero zero two are considered complicit in the ongoing EK class event and are to be confined to quarters until the completion of Project Ricochet.
SCP-seven zero zero two dash one has made SCP-seven zero zero two's approach common knowledge among the general public.
No effort is to be expended attempting to conceal it.
Instead, containment efforts are to focus on diverting the anomaly before it reaches perihelion.
Foundation sponsored comestible supply lines have been established on every continent.
Each line currently carries sufficient lab synthesized food to feed three hundred and fifty million people at least every three days.
Victims of SCP-seven zero zero two dash one compulsion may require force feeding.
Consult document seven zero zero two dot two V one for guidance and best practices.
Description.
SCP-seven zero zero two designates C slash two zero two two I one, an interstellar comet believed to have entered the solar system on January third, twenty twenty-two.
SCP-seven zero zero two will reach perihelion on November twenty-ninth, twenty twenty-two.
On December ninth, the object will reach a distance of approximately eight hundred thousand kilometers, the closest approach by a near earth object in recorded history.
By order of the Overseer Council, this document describes an ongoing EK class Scorched Earth event.
Upon accessing the file, Foundation cognomole catcher underscore seven seven will embed within your subconscious and may track your bio signature for up to seventy-two hours.
Embedding.
Please stand by.
Done.
Accessing file.
Item number SCP-seven zero zero two.
Classified level four: secret.
Containment class: esoteric.
Disruption class: Amida.
Risk class: critical.
Special containment procedures: SCP-seven zero zero two's wish must not be granted.
Personnel found to be working for the benefit of SCP-seven zero zero two are considered complicit in the ongoing EK class event and are to be confined to quarters until the completion of Project Ricochet.
SCP-seven zero zero two dash one has made SCP-seven zero zero two's approach common knowledge among the general public.
No effort is to be expended attempting to conceal it.
Instead, containment efforts are to focus on diverting the anomaly before it reaches perihelion.
Foundation sponsored comestible supply lines have been established on every continent.
Each line currently carries sufficient lab synthesized food to feed three hundred and fifty million people at least every three days.
Victims of SCP-seven zero zero two dash one compulsion may require force feeding.
Consult document seven zero zero two dot two V one for guidance and best practices.
Description.
SCP-seven zero zero two designates C slash two zero two two I one, an interstellar comet believed to have entered the solar system on January third, twenty twenty-two.
SCP-seven zero zero two will reach perihelion on November twenty-ninth, twenty twenty-two.
On December ninth, the object will reach a distance of approximately eight hundred thousand kilometers, the closest approach by a near earth object in recorded history.
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