Are you stupid 2

You've got a real problem on your hands if you're out in the woods and you're by yourself and something's walking up on you or someone's walking up on you or, you know, I don't know.

Apparently Bigfoot's everywhere now, so maybe Bigfoot's walking up on you.

And by the way, I'm going to stick to my guns.

It should be Bigfoot's, not Bigfoot.

He has two feet.

um but if you're out there and something's walking up on you first of all if you're if you're in a tent and it's a bear you're in a bear burrito there that's just the dumbest thing in the world going tent camping in bear country i i'm i'm shocked at the amount of people that do this tent camping in bear country it would be like If your kids were hiding from you because they just broke something really expensive and they hid behind a piece of toilet paper, the tent is nothing to a bear.

Or a stalker.

Let's be honest.

These freaking idiots sit in their tent with their light on because they heard something outside.

The stalker knows exactly where to hit the tent with the baseball bat to take your noggin out.

So, first of all, If you're out there and something's going on and you hear somebody or something or anything, especially if you saw a flashlight or something like that and you know it's a person, Get the fuck out of the tent.

If you're dumb enough to sleep in a tent, get the fuck out of the tent.

You are helpless in a tent.

You see these people pulling their little knives out of their sheets or opening up their pocket knives like if something attacks them.

What the hell are you going to do with a pocket knife? You can't see anything.

You're in the tent.

Unless you have windows open and you have like a...

Toledo Scaramanga sword, you know, you have no reach with a pocket knife.

Get out of the tent.

You have options once you're out of the tent.

You can fight, you can run, you can hide, whatever, but get the fuck out of the tent.

I'm embarrassed to say some of you hardcore, you think you're hardcore survivalists and this and that, and you think you're going to live forever out in the woods and stuff, and you buy those inflatable tents or those stupid little dome tents or those single bivvy tents, and you think you're going to be safe and secure in the woods.

Dude, you're not.

Okay? This is another one of those situations where if we're in survival mode and you know society's collapsing and you know if i walk up on you on your tent your shit's gonna be mine that's that's how it is so if nothing else puts it in the framework where you understand what i'm saying if you're in a tent with the tent closed and someone like me walks up on you your shit's gonna be mine or theirs it's not gonna be yours anymore you're gonna be lucky if you survive the encounter so If I haven't made it clear, I'm dead set against tents.

But there are some of you prima donnas out there that think you need a tent.