6–17 The Kiss Hello

All right, Adam, you ready to take this boiler out for a shakedown?

Giddy up.

Well, the first scene is stand-up.

Now, I was thinking the other day about hair, and that the weird thing about it is that people will touch other people's hair.

You will actually kiss another human being right on the head, but if one of those hairs should somehow be able to get out of that skull and go off on its own, it is now the vilest, most disgusting thing that you can encounter.

The same hair.

People freak out, "There's a hair in me egg salad."

You know, Jerry starts off saying that, you know, he was thinking about hair the other day.

Well, a lot of episodes about hair lately.

It's the third one in a row where they mention hair.

Oh, yeah.

And he says the weird thing is that people touch another person's hair, and you'll actually kiss another person right on the head, and it's crazy that if one of those hairs should somehow be able to get out of that skull, that it's the vilest, most disgusting thing you could ever encounter.

[laughs]

That's true.

It is.

I don't know what it is, but he's right.

Without this stand-up, I never would have thought of that, and totally right.

Like, you run your hands through somebody's hair, you touch hair, but as soon as that hair is just chilling, it's disgusting.

Yeah.

I don't want it in my food.

[laughs]

Right.

I, I never do this, but I'm gonna add a trigger warning here, Adam.

Okay.

Have you ever swallowed a long hair and then had to pull it all the way out of your throat? Ugh.