The opening credits attempt to get us stoked for the ensuing fun by showing us some disturbing children's drawings over top of some haunting Baroque music.
Perfectly setting the scene for what will ensue.
You
know what kids love? Harpsichord.
Oh yeah.
And yeah, let's look at some of these crazy crown drawings.
Drawn by disturbed children who recently watched the episode and were asked to draw what they felt afterwards.
There's big eyed mosquito.
That's crazy.
Not unsettling whatsoever.
Perfectly normal snails drawn by well-behaved regular children.
If the Joker was a snail, I guess that's what he would be.
This fucking diarrhea bird.
Like, that's disgusting.
These would be shown in horror movies for sure.
This is something that the kid draws before the kid goes absolutely mental.
What do you mean? Katie's perfectly fine.
She's in the corner in the fucking dark drawing this with a crayon.
Oh, I kind of like that bird over there.
This fucking square bird.
I mean, I like this.
I like this art.
That's one of the angry birds for sure.
The opening credits attempt to get us stoked for the ensuing fun by showing us some disturbing children's drawings over top of some haunting Baroque music.
Perfectly setting the scene for what will ensue.
You
know what kids love? Harpsichord.
Oh yeah.
And yeah, let's look at some of these crazy crown drawings.
Drawn by disturbed children who recently watched the episode and were asked to draw what they felt afterwards.
There's big eyed mosquito.
That's crazy.
Not unsettling whatsoever.
Perfectly normal snails drawn by well-behaved regular children.
If the Joker was a snail, I guess that's what he would be.
This fucking diarrhea bird.
Like, that's disgusting.
These would be shown in horror movies for sure.
This is something that the kid draws before the kid goes absolutely mental.
What do you mean? Katie's perfectly fine.
She's in the corner in the fucking dark drawing this with a crayon.
Oh, I kind of like that bird over there.
This fucking square bird.
I mean, I like this.
I like this art.
That's one of the angry birds for sure.
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