The sibling s jobless spouse who ACCEPTED my PROPOSITION DECLINED due to my sibling s...

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The sibling's jobless spouse who accepted my proposition declined due to my sibling's view that physical work was degrading.

Subsequently, they insisted that I secure a desk job for him, while she's also been unemployed for months.

Throw away because my twin sister knows my main, and I don't want this coming up at Sunday lunch with my mom waving her phone at me going, "Is this you? Because if it's not you, then there's a lot of coincidences happening." Also, I'm on mobile, and I type fast and don't proofread, so if there are typos, sorry.

So baseline info, I'm a 30-something guy, middle management at a distribution company that handles e-com returns and overflow for a couple brands you'd recognize.

Not glamorous.

It's a giant concrete box that's hot in the summer and cold in the winter and smells like cardboard, coffee, and hand sanitizer.

I like it.

I started on the floor, became a shift lead, then a supervisor, and now I'm one of the operations managers.

I still jump on the line when we're short.

I still know how to fix a labeler with duct tape and swearing, and I still bring donuts on Fridays when payroll hits.