Real Housewives of Dungeons & Dragons
Sep 1, 2026 · 53 min · 11 segments
THE CECESODES: PART NINE. With assistance from Mollee and Ghost Peena, Dragon CeCe competes with the cousins to become the next King of the Dragons. View maps and ancillary content for this episode…
Liz JenkinsGuest
Emily LambertGuest
Riley Rose CritchlowGuestMolly FiteGuest
Jacob MillerGuestYou are deep in the dragon's ground scraper in a large cavernous arena in the middle of a battle over territory.
The arena is currently set up with a large pie or wheel made of stone with stone walls cutting it into pieces.
And all four of the dragon cousins started out with an equal sized quadrant and you've been attacking each other's territory to claim it as your own.
So just to catch everyone up, Pyrethrea and Varixion started out both attacking Gundy, but then took pity on their less battle-ready cousin and turned on Cece, or Sarah, as they believe her to be instead.
And then Pyrethrea and Cece went head-to-head several times, with Cece coming out the winner.
Helps, of course, yeah, by Pina floating through walls and spying and also shouting Molly's suggested insults like, "'You look tired as hell and also very dry.
You look like you just came from work, and you must be pregnant.'" On the last turn, Cece had just claimed part of Erixian's territory, and now she looks to be in the lead, but we'll see what happens next.
Okay, so everyone text either Allison or myself with which wall you're going for.
Why don't we spy on Varixion? He seems to be my biggest, gosh, I can't find words.
Because I just, as a reminder, cousins are cousins no matter the species.
we've been doing was just a straight up roll to see if you could remain translucent, basically.
I don't think it was like going through the wall back then, but we did update your ghost character sheet because you did such a great job of discovering your own power with that.
You are deep in the dragon's ground scraper in a large cavernous arena in the middle of a battle over territory.
The arena is currently set up with a large pie or wheel made of stone with stone walls cutting it into pieces.
And all four of the dragon cousins started out with an equal sized quadrant and you've been attacking each other's territory to claim it as your own.
So just to catch everyone up, Pyrethrea and Varixion started out both attacking Gundy, but then took pity on their less battle-ready cousin and turned on Cece, or Sarah, as they believe her to be instead.
And then Pyrethrea and Cece went head-to-head several times, with Cece coming out the winner.
Helps, of course, yeah, by Pina floating through walls and spying and also shouting Molly's suggested insults like, "'You look tired as hell and also very dry.
You look like you just came from work, and you must be pregnant.'" On the last turn, Cece had just claimed part of Erixian's territory, and now she looks to be in the lead, but we'll see what happens next.
Okay, so everyone text either Allison or myself with which wall you're going for.
Why don't we spy on Varixion? He seems to be my biggest, gosh, I can't find words.
Because I just, as a reminder, cousins are cousins no matter the species.
we've been doing was just a straight up roll to see if you could remain translucent, basically.
I don't think it was like going through the wall back then, but we did update your ghost character sheet because you did such a great job of discovering your own power with that.
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