Act 2 - 90 Day Rainforest Cafe - Issue #24

Okay, Dad, you're just going to be taking a right up here.

Whoa! You kids.

Holy...

Dad.

Not you kiddos.

Dad, I know LA's bad drivers, but you just be a little bit more careful, okay?

What do you mean? I mean, they came out in front of me.

Look, Rainforest Cafe, here on the left.

Are you sure this is it? This looks...

Ooh, look, and they even have a valet.

Dad, I don't know if this is the right place.

This doesn't

look like a family restaurant.

Yeah, hush.

Valet

for the Rainforest Cafe? Don't give the keys.

Everybody out.

Dad, there's

a line out the door of this place.

I don't think this is like the family restaurant.

Did you make a reservation? You made a reservation? Did you? No, because

you surprised this on me.

You were the one that were like, guess what, kids? We're going to the Rainforest Cafe.

I don't see no animatronic gorilla.

A little Emery smile.

That light me up.

Valet, can you actually get our car back? I think we're at the wrong place.

No, we are not.

We're in the right place.

This is the Rainforest Cafe.

I will not have you.

I went on MapQuest for this, okay? I printed off all the directions.

You led me here.

So unless you gave me the wrong directions, we're here.

Final answer.

We're going in.

God damn

it.

Um, sir, how long have you been waiting in line? Two hours.

Oh, Jesus.

Welcome to Pulp Panic, a fiasco actual play podcast as an anthology of deception, debauchery, desperation.

Pulp Panic is not for the faint of heart and any content warnings can be found in our episode description.

This month's issue of Pulp Panic is titled 90 Day Rainforest Cafe.

An upset of the upper class whose work to save the upper canopies is undone by some unsavory cheese.

For Lucci's last full-time episode, let's go around and say one thing that we all really like about Lucci.