99-Nightborn

This movie was obviously released this year, 2026.

And, yeah, it's about a mother and father.

They have their first child after, I guess you could say, having sex in the woods.

Yeah, well,

the...

The beginning of the movie, essentially.

So they get married.

The mother, Saga, and John, the father, they get married.

And they move to basically what is her grandmother's

home.

Like a Finnish farm.

Yeah.

Because she's Finnish and he's English.

He's English, yeah.

And that's his running joke through the whole thing.

Yeah.

How was work? Oh, it was...

finish and i was like

yeah it's just like let me dump on your culture let me see how can i use your culture as a slur oh it's just finished yeah

so they go to her grandma's old house and they're like okay cool we're gonna build our life here we're gonna rebuild the house get it all remodeled everything of course they go out to the woods and you know they're like exploring like oh yeah this is what we do and we were children or whatever and then of course they get very romantic and She ends up, it cuts to her.

I don't know if there was any romance.

That was just some savage, you know, this is a pagan sex ritual right there.

Yeah.

And so she, you know, has a baby and you could tell something is off by the, I mean, they show everything.

Like they show the birth and everything.