The Birth Story You Never Heard

Mm.

I have to drop a little-

Yes

... product recommendation right now.

[clears throat]

My kids do not take pacifiers.

Yeah.

None of them, all three of them, none of them take pacifiers.

She was in the NICU and the nurse put a pacifier in her mouth.

Yeah.

Was like, "Here.

Here you go.

You're fine.

You're fine.

I just fed you, I bathed you, I burped you, I changed your diaper.

You're crying because you need to soothe." My kids have never taken pacifiers.

Mm.

None of them.

Yeah.

I tried.

I know, I know.

I tried so hard.

I was like, "Just take it, I don't know.

All these kids take it all the time, and they're just, like, soothing well-"

Yeah