Your Guard Are Bad and You Should Feel Bad: 40k 11th Edition / Mob Rules

Also sort of early.

I mean, but also late

Well-

Like a-

But also early

... like a-

This is just normal shit

... teen girl pregnancy.

Like teen girl pregnancy?

Or I guess period.

I don't know.

It's a terrible intro but-

Exactly like that

... that was a scary time in my high school.

Oof.

Oof.

Pregnancy?

Oh, yeah.

That was a rough one.

[laughs] [rock music]

Not as rough as that introduction, Dickie.

Hey, I was, uh, I was recording the whole time you were telling that ju- legally binding joke, uh, that is, is in-

Legally binding? Great

... no way...

Oh, fuck, I don't know.

It's-

Dickie, I'm not mad that you were having premarital sex, I'm just disappointed.

[laughs]

[laughs] You should be happy.

Yeah.

You should have been happy.

Welcome to Mob Rules.

This is a Warhammer 40,000 podcast.

Um-

Really?

... yeah, not a, a teen pregnancy, um, PSA.

Ugh.

Um, as, you know, someone in his early 40s with a tw- a early 20-year-old child, uh, we-

[laughs]

... can tell a few stories.

Uh, but we won't.

We won't.

Uh, I am John, joined as of course as always by...

I'm Danny.

And-

I'm old Dickie.

Old Dickie.

Man.

The old Dexter.

That's, that's, that's the title of the PSA.

Give 'em the old Dick twist.

[laughs]

Old Dickie.

That's what they say.

Um, we're here today, uh, to talk about a few things.