Jun 11, 2026 · 35 min · 14 segments
*That's certified Mayfair Monster behavior. Welcome to town.* [**Transcript**]() CW: Automotive accidents, danger to children, death of a parent…
Trevor HendersonHostSo I'm not making this up.
Did not think you were.
I know.
I know.
Look, this is what they're saying on the news literally right now.
This marks the third significant infrastructural failure event in as many days.
Citizens of Mayfair are advised to remain home if at all possible, although it's been reported that many are considering vacating at least temporarily in the near future.
With more-
So...
Yeah.
Now, I know I'm already paying rent out here, and it'll be hard to get out of my lease.
Uh, no, fuck that.
Come up here.
Stay with us.
Bring Nerf.
If you don't bring Nerf, you're not allowed to come.
I love you.
Nerf loves you.
Nerf, sweet baby.
[laughs] Thank you for not making me feel like I'm crazy.
Duh, I got you.
Don't be stupid.
Get the hell out of there.
This is why you're my favorite.
Yes.
So I'm not making this up.
Did not think you were.
I know.
I know.
Look, this is what they're saying on the news literally right now.
This marks the third significant infrastructural failure event in as many days.
Citizens of Mayfair are advised to remain home if at all possible, although it's been reported that many are considering vacating at least temporarily in the near future.
With more-
So...
Yeah.
Now, I know I'm already paying rent out here, and it'll be hard to get out of my lease.
Uh, no, fuck that.
Come up here.
Stay with us.
Bring Nerf.
If you don't bring Nerf, you're not allowed to come.
I love you.
Nerf loves you.
Nerf, sweet baby.
[laughs] Thank you for not making me feel like I'm crazy.
Duh, I got you.
Don't be stupid.
Get the hell out of there.
This is why you're my favorite.
Yes.
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