Aug 18, 2026 · 44 min · 11 segments
A week in to the boys' Edinburgh run and the demands of show business are taking it's toll. Between sips of Lucozade they chat about flyering, and the surprising highs and lows of the random Fringe…
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Attention all personnel, the podcast is about to transmit.
Silence X minus five
We advise you to prepare your ears
Four
Do not wait for children or the elderly
Three
Ladies and gentlemen, may God help us all
Two, one, zero
Welcome to the Mate's Rates podcast.
[fart]
[bagpipe music] Wait, stop the track.
I think I hear a gas leak.
[gas hissing] Oh, no. Oh, no.
The whole place is filled with gas.
Do not light that cigarette.
Do not- [explosion]
Whoa.
Welcome back-
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