LeBron Hijacks Trump's America 250 With Philly Bombshell

I got to tell you, he's doing it to steal Donald Trump's thunder.

That's it.

LeBron James, he's so anti-Trump.

He's so Trump deranged.

He's got such bad TDS.

that the only reason he's going to Philadelphia is to steal Donald Trump's America 250 Thunder.

Look, I can't prove it, but that's my theory.

I'm going to try to prove it.

I'm going to argue that in just a minute.

They just announced LeBron James is going to Philadelphia.

He's going to be a Philadelphia 76er.

And I have to believe that the only reason he's doing that is to get back at President Donald Trump by trying to overshadow and hijack the America 250 celebrations which President Donald Trump has been spearheading and has made sports a huge part of.

In fact, let me show you this.

This is, oh, this is not LeBron James.

This is Canadians.

They're opening up a bridge between Canada and Detroit.

And here's how they're, I guess, christening it.

I don't know what's going on with that, but that's the thing, apparently.

That's what's going on with the bridge between the United States and Canada, the brand new one.

And what they're doing is they're, I guess, I don't know what they're doing.

They're trying to get the evil spirits away from it.

I'm not really sure.

Some of my relatives, maybe they're trying to keep my relatives away.

Yeah, those appear to be some indigenous.

I don't know if those are indigenous people from Canada or if they're indigenous people from the United States of America.

I'm not really sure.

It doesn't really.

You can't really tell.

And I love what liberals say.

Are they saying Waymo? I don't know.

Anyway, it doesn't matter.

That's not what I was going to say.

Here we go.

LeBron James.

LeBron James announced just moments ago he's going to the Philadelphia 76ers, and he wrote a very lengthy and emo post on X.

He wrote, I thought I was done when the season ended.

I wasn't ready to announce it and I knew I needed some time to really decide, but I was pretty sure I played my last game.

This is my last decision.

I'm not going for money.

I'm not going for family.

What am I really playing for at this point? I still want to sacrifice.

I still want to work.

I still want to grind.

I still want to compete to win and to have a chance at the feeling of winning another championship.

I believe I can help make the Philadelphia 76ers a championship team, and I am so excited to energize a new fan base and start this incredible journey one last time.

Thank you, LA, Miami, all forever love, and Northeast Ohio will always home.

I think he was meant to write, we'll always be home.

But he wrote, thank you, L.A., Miami, all forever love, and Northeast Ohio, we'll always home.

Anyway, that's LeBron James.

Oh, guess what? What's his name? Shapiro.

Governor Shapiro immediately.

I don't know if he had this ready to go or whatnot, but he immediately proclaimed it LeBron James Day.

And this is the craziest thing ever.

Josh Shapiro, as soon as this came, as soon as LeBron James announced this, he had a proclamation.

Whereas, born in Akron, Ohio in 1984 and raised by his mother, Gloria James, LeBron James overcame numerous obstacles and is now regarded as one of the greatest basketball players of all time.

And whereas LeBron attended St. Vincent St. Mary High School where he was a standout basketball player, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Whereas Pennsylvania is honored to welcome LeBron James to our Commonwealth as he joins the Philadelphia 76ers for his best season yet.

Therefore, I, Josh Shapiro...

Governor of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania do hereby proclaim July 24th, 2026 to be LeBron James Day.

That's how I read all proclamations.

That's not what Josh Shapiro sounds like at all.

But wouldn't it be cool if he did? I just feel like all, I feel like every time there's a proclamation, it should be read like some kind of old, you know, some kind of old-time town crier.

Harry, Harry! In recognition of his record-breaking career.

Anyway, that's what's going on.