Feb 23, 2026 · 29 min · 19 segments
“Somehow it always turns out that trouble finds me.” Michael is sent to prison, where the teachings of Walks On Top are put to the test. PLAYLIST!…
Michael ThompsonGuest
Nick van der KolkHost
So I went to DVI and I got a job as the chaplain's clerk, which was a blessing.

One day we had taken all the books off the shelves and put them in boxes and we had them stacked so now we were bringing the boxes back in and we were, I was handing him stacks of books as he was putting them on the shelf.

And he came to this one book, and he said, oh, this is one of my favorite books.

And so I took the book from him, and I looked at it, and I said, yeah, that's pretty cool.

And he kind of looked at me like that, and he says, can you read? And I said, no, sir, I can't.

Back then you weren't allowed to practice your ways, it was against the law.

The agreement was I would take care of the chapels, Catholic chapel and then Protestant chapel, and in between that was a garden, the same size as the chapels.

And I would go out and I would dance and sing and have ceremony in the garden.

And then I would come in and I would clean the chapels and have reading lessons.

So I went to DVI and I got a job as the chaplain's clerk, which was a blessing.

One day we had taken all the books off the shelves and put them in boxes and we had them stacked so now we were bringing the boxes back in and we were, I was handing him stacks of books as he was putting them on the shelf.

And he came to this one book, and he said, oh, this is one of my favorite books.

And so I took the book from him, and I looked at it, and I said, yeah, that's pretty cool.

And he kind of looked at me like that, and he says, can you read? And I said, no, sir, I can't.

Back then you weren't allowed to practice your ways, it was against the law.

The agreement was I would take care of the chapels, Catholic chapel and then Protestant chapel, and in between that was a garden, the same size as the chapels.

And I would go out and I would dance and sing and have ceremony in the garden.

And then I would come in and I would clean the chapels and have reading lessons.
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