#44 - Should Americans Still Celebrate The 4th of July?

[hip hop music] Yeah.

America.

250 years.

[eagle screeches] Everybody loves America.

Hot dogs, hamburgers, cheese.

Everybody loves America.

We're never getting on our knees.

[eagle screeches] America, wave the flag.

Let's eat cheese out of a bag.

It's America.

Yeah, you know what's up.

Costs $7,000 to get your butt fixed.

[eagle screeches] Everything's expensive.

Rent is going through the roof, and it costs $27,000 to have a fucking dentist look at your tooth.

[eagle screeches] It's America, the greatest country in the world.

America.

Get out if you don't like it.

It's America.

Other flags, my butt, I'll wipe it.

[eagle screeches] I'm American as fuck.

Everybody knows I have a high-lifted truck.

I'm American.

I don't speak any other language but English.

[eagle screeches] America.

We used to be really good in schools, but we're not now.

It's America.

Everybody knows that we're having sex all the time.

[eagle screeches] That's why America rules.

Our penis is always coming out.

I'm like a bald eagle just flying through the sky, but I got like a six-pack.

[eagle screeches] Like, like I'm ripped, you know? Like the eagle's like fucking jacked, you know? It's just like a fucking jacked eagle, you know? Just like swooping down and catching shit.

[eagle screeches] Uh.

Yeah, it's America.

I don't even care what anybody else does in other countries.

I don't even know the fucking houses of Congress.

[hip hop music] Yeah.

America.

250 years.

[eagle screeches] Everybody loves America.

Hot dogs, hamburgers, cheese.

Everybody loves America.

We're never getting on our knees.

[eagle screeches] America, wave the flag.

Let's eat cheese out of a bag.

It's America.

Yeah, you know what's up.

Costs $7,000 to get your butt fixed.

[eagle screeches] Everything's expensive.

Rent is going through the roof, and it costs $27,000 to have a fucking dentist look at your tooth.

[eagle screeches] It's America, the greatest country in the world.

America.

Get out if you don't like it.

It's America.

Other flags, my butt, I'll wipe it.

[eagle screeches] I'm American as fuck.

Everybody knows I have a high-lifted truck.

I'm American.

I don't speak any other language but English.

[eagle screeches] America.

We used to be really good in schools, but we're not now.

It's America.

Everybody knows that we're having sex all the time.

[eagle screeches] That's why America rules.

Our penis is always coming out.

I'm like a bald eagle just flying through the sky, but I got like a six-pack.

[eagle screeches] Like, like I'm ripped, you know? Like the eagle's like fucking jacked, you know? It's just like a fucking jacked eagle, you know? Just like swooping down and catching shit.

[eagle screeches] Uh.

Yeah, it's America.

I don't even care what anybody else does in other countries.

I don't even know the fucking houses of Congress.