ur life my life

You know what, dude? I don't want to get too serious here, but...

Let's get deep.

But sometimes I do...

That's Dr. Phil.

All right.

Come on, bud.

Talk to me.

Sometimes I do think about what it would be like to have a full-time woman living with me or something, you know, of that matter.

Like you, brother.

I respect a married couple and that's cool, man.

But...

Sometimes, man.

It is really nice to be just single.

You know, you can do whatever you want.

Don't have to answer to anybody.

And the best of it all is...

Oh, I've heard, like, if you're married, a lot of the fun stuff stops.

You know, the blue jabs and stuff like that.

That's what I heard.

Oh, you heard wrong.

That's what I've heard.

You heard wrong.

I know you're just saying that because Adriana might listen to this.

But anyways.

On the truth, I wear a leash.