Jun 21, 2026 · 24 min · 10 segments
Young Emma brings her dad to justice for consistently blaming his very suspiciously large farts on her and her little sister. With the whole family as witnesses and plenty of "overwhelming evidence,"…
Okay.
Okay.
So because Emma seems to know food so well and is really going to town here on, let's face it, everyone's menu, I think, um, I think, uh, Emma, one day soon, will get to pick the menu or the meal or the dinner for the entire family to make sure it is fart free for everyone.
Emma, how do you feel about that? What food do you think-
So that-
What food would work well?
Mm, no beans.
No beans, no peas.
Well, in which case, Emma, you get to plan a meal for the family, but specifically for Fart Man, that makes sure he does not fart.
Is that okay?
Yeah.
The judge has spoken, the ruling has happened.
Are we gonna shake hands on this ju- ruling, guys?
I think we do.
Yes, and-
Are we gonna agree? [gasps]
Still angry at him.
[laughs]
[laughs]
Deny, denying the hand.
Unbelievable.
Come on.
None of it has helped.
He's still gonna do it.
I'll come back to you.
Okay.
Okay.
So because Emma seems to know food so well and is really going to town here on, let's face it, everyone's menu, I think, um, I think, uh, Emma, one day soon, will get to pick the menu or the meal or the dinner for the entire family to make sure it is fart free for everyone.
Emma, how do you feel about that? What food do you think-
So that-
What food would work well?
Mm, no beans.
No beans, no peas.
Well, in which case, Emma, you get to plan a meal for the family, but specifically for Fart Man, that makes sure he does not fart.
Is that okay?
Yeah.
The judge has spoken, the ruling has happened.
Are we gonna shake hands on this ju- ruling, guys?
I think we do.
Yes, and-
Are we gonna agree? [gasps]
Still angry at him.
[laughs]
[laughs]
Deny, denying the hand.
Unbelievable.
Come on.
None of it has helped.
He's still gonna do it.
I'll come back to you.
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