Oct 21, 2026 · 28 min · 11 segments
Josie's is proud to recommend *Rudyard Ruins Everything,* an Anniversary Special from the team at Wooden Overcoats. While your favorite big-footed heroine lies…
Rachel MusicHostThe Wooden Overcoats Anniversary Special by David K. Barnes Rudyard ruins everything.
Day one.
Now look here! Yes? That's correct, Mrs Turner.
The service begins at 10 o'clock sharp, so I advise you to be punctual.
We get the body in the coffin in the ground on time, and we won't permit dawdling.
I'm sure you're very sad, Mrs Turner, but that doesn't mean you can't jog.
Hello? Are
you still there? Must have taken my advice.
Right, everyone, let's get cracking.
Yes, sir.
Here we are.
How
about the flowers? Got them.
They look expensive.
They're not.
I picked them up from next door's garden when they weren't looking.
Ah, good.
A
penny saved is a penny earned.
And it gets us that much closer to paying your wages.
On that point, where's Madeline? Madeline, remind me to pay Georgie as soon as we can.
And if we can't afford to, then don't bother us.
Why did you put a mouse in charge of our accounts?
Because no one else volunteered.
The Wooden Overcoats Anniversary Special by David K. Barnes Rudyard ruins everything.
Day one.
Now look here! Yes? That's correct, Mrs Turner.
The service begins at 10 o'clock sharp, so I advise you to be punctual.
We get the body in the coffin in the ground on time, and we won't permit dawdling.
I'm sure you're very sad, Mrs Turner, but that doesn't mean you can't jog.
Hello? Are
you still there? Must have taken my advice.
Right, everyone, let's get cracking.
Yes, sir.
Here we are.
How
about the flowers? Got them.
They look expensive.
They're not.
I picked them up from next door's garden when they weren't looking.
Ah, good.
A
penny saved is a penny earned.
And it gets us that much closer to paying your wages.
On that point, where's Madeline? Madeline, remind me to pay Georgie as soon as we can.
And if we can't afford to, then don't bother us.
Why did you put a mouse in charge of our accounts?
Because no one else volunteered.
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