Aug 17, 2026 · 3 hr 4 min · 11 segments
It's time for a fresh episode of the podcast, where this time the hosts collect to discuss the summer joy that is the HLTB Community Event Itchmas in July! Play along as Roy decides if he's actually…
Hello and welcome back to another episode of the How Long To Beat podcast, a podcast made by members of the community for members of the community.
My name is Matt and I believe the itchiest video game character might be Vario.
What do my co-hosts think? Name yourself and your nomination for the itchiest video game character.
Do
they have to originate in a video game?
No clarifying questions.
Hi, my name is Abby.
I'm going to choose Leisure Suit Larry without explanation.
Frozen Roy here is going to say Itchy from Itchy and Scratchy.
It's in the name.
And Leah is going to say Sandman from the Spider-Man franchise.
God, I mean, sand is rough and coarse and gets everywhere.
Ain't that the truth.
Those are all actually good answers.
And we gotta scratch that itch.
Yo.
So today, as usually, we will be talking about the games that we've beaten, retired, and played recently.
We might also add a little extra section to talk about some fairly recent news.
And our main discussion topic for this episode is going to be the somewhat recent Itchmas in July event on the forums where we all played some free games on the great website itch.io. And after that we will be ending the episode with another round of the eternally untitled collection game colon water games.
So...
I mean, what are games?
Yeah, it is the official, unofficial subtitle for that game.
So let us begin with the things that we have been beating lately.
What have we won, gamers?
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