Family Court Season: Sports, School & Lesbian Love

This is forever.

This is forever.

Like, how am I ever going to be at a sporting event again? Love making heaven.

I could hear her

from next door.

It's a mindfuck, you guys.

I'm Jenny Lin.

And I'm Jen.

And we're in High Conflict Hill.

And you might be too.

If you know, you know.

But let's make sure you're in the right place.

Jen's birthday week end is finally finished, but it was a whole weekend, so I'm not sure if she's in the right place because now she's back to reality.

I'm in the right place.

Okay.

Because it's school season.

School season.

Extracurriculars are back in action.

Yeah.

extracurricular season are you family court season yeah are you in

the right place yes for me okay you know there's like a school season and Christmas season a summer season to me family court season is year-round it's like it's like your kid who signs up for year-round sports very expensive right yeah I mean you had to buy all the gear you got to pay for the top club I mean even the crappiest club is so expensive

yeah

that's what family court is it's like the worst all-around seasonal sport you'll ever sign up for, but it's not your kids playing because they're not allowed to play.

It's you, right?

It's almost my family court anniversary.

Oh my God.

Happy fam-aversary.

Fam-aversary.

Hellaversary.

Hellaversary.

Oh, it's almost our family, no, your family court anniversary.

September 24th.

God, I can't believe you're only

turning one.

I know.

Eight years later.

What about you? How old are you?

Yeah, eight.

I've been in family court for eight years.

It's never ending.

Now you get to pay

for expensive soccer.

Right? Now I can't afford expensive soccer because I spent all my money in family court.

I just politely tell my kids that I believe in rec sports.

Yeah, you do.

I do

believe in rec sports.

And then you coach.

You actually only believe in rec sports.

I do.

Unless it's done.

Heavily believe in rec sports for a lot of reasons that I won't bore you all with.

And family court is not a recreational sport.

It's not a rec sport.

No.

I would beg to get out of this.

It's a gateway drug.

Premier

League.

Criminal court.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I know I'm in the right place because not only do I like talking about extracurricular sports as a season, but back to school season is also really freaking brutal for me.