Unearthed

So let's just dive straight into things, right? As with every maze that we cover on this podcast, we run it through a rigorous patented system we like to call the five S's, story, scares, spectacle, surprise, and s would you recommend it to somebody if they were short on time? So let us start with the story.

Walking up to this maze, we have the benefit of walking over the wood planks, the bridge.

It's right by the water.

I think it's right by the, the Bigfoot Rapids ride.

Mm-hmm.

Um, or Calico River Rapids, I think is what it's called now.

Doesn't matter, but you walk under this big sign that says Unearthed, and it's got a big skull on the center and green lettering, and kinda reminds me of, like, an Adventureland or Frontierland-style sign you'd see at Disneyland.

Uh, except it's, like, glowing in a way that I wouldn't see at Disneyland.

No, no, no.

I don't mean the glow factor.

[laughs]

[laughs]

I just mean that it's a big archway-style sign.

Yes, I hear that.

Yeah.

But we'll get some glow on those signs next time we go to Disneyland.

I'll bring, I'll bring some, some-

A pointer

... custom lighting back.

A laser pointer.

[laughs]

Yeah, I'll bring my laser pointer and might tease a duck or two while they're hanging out there.

Quack, quack.

Quack, quack.

So we walk across this bridge, and then we go inside to a secondary line.