Sep 2, 2026 · 22 min · 9 segments
We've been in Taylor and Travis' new Cleveland home... many, many times and we can't shut up about it!!! Giving you allll the new house tea in this emergency episode. Don't forget to follow us on…
Hey, neighbor.
Wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo.
This is an emergency episode today because one Miss Taylor Swift and one Mr. Travis Kelsey have purchased a home in Cleveland.
Actually, they purchased this home in March, but the news is just out.
Unless you listened to us months ago because we told you this was happening.
Well, and last time we had an emergency episode.
I mean, I guess we only have emergency episodes when it's around Taylor at this point.
Well, I'm sorry.
She's the only celebrity out here like doing things worthy of emergency episodes.
Well, and if you recall, when we spoke about this and, you know, kind of went viral, people were giving us freaking major, major hate.
Major hate.
Because we had said she was here and looking at houses.
And they were like, no, Travis was here for a golf outing, which, you know, maybe he was.
But I think, you know, the trip had – multiple things were happening during this trip.
Yeah, they were also looking at houses.
Although – Jury is still out on whether the person in that original video was their realtor.
I don't think that he was, but that's okay.
Oh, wow.
Who cares if he wasn't? Yeah.
The point is they purchased a home.
And let's just get this out of the way up front because we're two thirsty bitches.
If you've been listening to us for a while, you know we are two thirsty bitches.
If you haven't been listening to us and you're new here solely for this Taylor Swift episode, hello.
We're two thirsty bitches, and I hope you like us and come back for more.
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