Stewart Francis’ Best One-Liners Had Edinburgh In Pieces - Good comedy
Oct 24, 2026 · 8 min · 4 segments
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Oct 24, 2026 · 8 min · 4 segments
So many people are jumping on the Barack Obama bandwagon, which as an African American, really offends me.
No, you're looking at a very proud Canadian who's very proud of the education system in Canada, I think.
I think it's the goodest of all 17 countries.
No, I was horrible in school.
I failed math so many times, I can't even count.
I was good at history.
No.
No, I wasn't.
So long ago.
I preferred French over chemistry, because the chemistry teacher and I just didn't have any...
Rapport.
Such is life.
When I was a kid, my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory.
I forget my response.
Like most Canadians, I like to go clubbing, but if there's no seals around.
I like to go dancing.
Last night, I went to a dance club that was full of white kids talking black.
Got so annoying, I finally left.
Besides, daylight come and me want to go home.
I quit my job at the helium gas factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
That's the thing, my friends, I'm a one-liner comedian.
I'm not a storyteller, and interesting how that all started.
We all have bittersweet memories of our childhood.
So many people are jumping on the Barack Obama bandwagon, which as an African American, really offends me.
No, you're looking at a very proud Canadian who's very proud of the education system in Canada, I think.
I think it's the goodest of all 17 countries.
No, I was horrible in school.
I failed math so many times, I can't even count.
I was good at history.
No.
No, I wasn't.
So long ago.
I preferred French over chemistry, because the chemistry teacher and I just didn't have any...
Rapport.
Such is life.
When I was a kid, my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory.
I forget my response.
Like most Canadians, I like to go clubbing, but if there's no seals around.
I like to go dancing.
Last night, I went to a dance club that was full of white kids talking black.
Got so annoying, I finally left.
Besides, daylight come and me want to go home.
I quit my job at the helium gas factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
That's the thing, my friends, I'm a one-liner comedian.
I'm not a storyteller, and interesting how that all started.
We all have bittersweet memories of our childhood.
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