Jul 13, 2026 · 44 min · 13 segments
Episode 5 - Old ties, Bus rides, Breakfast Performed by: Ben Meredith as Hooper Written and Performed by: Amy Dickinson as Nyx Imogen Harris as Elisar Jenny Haufek as Elizabeth and Tim Meredith…
Yes, a nice, calm office with nothing going wrong.
Tripe, what are you talking about? [crashing]
Ah!
Oh, my gosh! What was that?
What are you doing?
Scab! Get down.
Get down.
Alisar, what-
What the- what the hell is that?
A giant wild stag.
Well, it's smashing all our good furniture.
Hit it out.
[crashing]
My china hutch.
Chill out, goblin.
[door opening] It's probably just a message from the elves, hopefully transferring me out of this-
Bog hole.
Yeah, thanks.
[door closing] [stags bellowing]
Grab it round the neck.
Just try to calm it.
Honestly, I never understand why you elves use terrified wild deer to send messages.
It's more convenient.
Yes, a nice, calm office with nothing going wrong.
Tripe, what are you talking about? [crashing]
Ah!
Oh, my gosh! What was that?
What are you doing?
Scab! Get down.
Get down.
Alisar, what-
What the- what the hell is that?
A giant wild stag.
Well, it's smashing all our good furniture.
Hit it out.
[crashing]
My china hutch.
Chill out, goblin.
[door opening] It's probably just a message from the elves, hopefully transferring me out of this-
Bog hole.
Yeah, thanks.
[door closing] [stags bellowing]
Grab it round the neck.
Just try to calm it.
Honestly, I never understand why you elves use terrified wild deer to send messages.
It's more convenient.
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