Jun 29, 2026 · 44 min · 11 segments
Episode 3 - Fun Fair, Fish Bait, Greenteeth Performed by: Ben Meredith as Hooper Written and Performed by: Amy Dickinson as Nyx Imogen Harris as Elisar Jenny Haufek as Elizabeth and Tim…
Elisar CrowshacklePanelist
Jenny GreenteethGuest
Magic FishGuestAnd that, that ridiculous thing about me wanting Elisar to notice me.
Ugh, pfft, why would I care about that? What's so special about them? Huh.
He's just a, he's just a regular old elf who's emotional and vulnerable and glowy and pretty and chiseled jawline.
Hmm.
[badge press clicking]
[clears throat] Right.
Well, as long as it's gone now.
Uh, E- Elizabeth, what are you doing?
Hmm?
You've been fiddling with that thing for hours.
Oh, it's my badge press.
I woke up to find it entirely taken apart and laid out neatly across the floor, smallest piece to largest.
Well, I say I found, but I stood on a sprocket, and [sighs] [clears throat] I fell on the main spring.
Oh, that's what that strange wailing was.
I thought we had air trapped in the pipes again.
I'm pretty sure it was Nix messing with me.
She knows I love my badge making.
I find it calms me down.
Hmm.
It's very therapeutic, and at the end of it, you know, you have all these great badges.
[badges clattering]
What's that? Head of consultancy and operations?
Me, me, that's me.
That's my title.
[clears throat] We agreed.
And that, that ridiculous thing about me wanting Elisar to notice me.
Ugh, pfft, why would I care about that? What's so special about them? Huh.
He's just a, he's just a regular old elf who's emotional and vulnerable and glowy and pretty and chiseled jawline.
Hmm.
[badge press clicking]
[clears throat] Right.
Well, as long as it's gone now.
Uh, E- Elizabeth, what are you doing?
Hmm?
You've been fiddling with that thing for hours.
Oh, it's my badge press.
I woke up to find it entirely taken apart and laid out neatly across the floor, smallest piece to largest.
Well, I say I found, but I stood on a sprocket, and [sighs] [clears throat] I fell on the main spring.
Oh, that's what that strange wailing was.
I thought we had air trapped in the pipes again.
I'm pretty sure it was Nix messing with me.
She knows I love my badge making.
I find it calms me down.
Hmm.
It's very therapeutic, and at the end of it, you know, you have all these great badges.
[badges clattering]
What's that? Head of consultancy and operations?
Me, me, that's me.
That's my title.
[clears throat] We agreed.
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