G.I.A. Guild of Inept Adventurers
Aug 19, 2026 · 56 min · 10 segments
The journey to Rhosgobel takes an unexpected turn when the party encounter a wounded traveller fleeing from the woods. He’s been bitten by a spider, but whatever is chasing him isn’t quite what they…
[upbeat music] Welcome to the Guild- [notification sound] Oh, shit.
Oh, let's try again.
Welcome to the Guild of Inept Adventurers, or the GIA, if you're into acronyms and questionable decision-making.
I'm Justin, and along with our hopeless crew, we dive headfirst into epic quests, tragic roles, and the kind of teamwork that makes bards sing cautionary tales.
Whether you're a seasoned adventurer or just here for the chaos, you're in the right place.
All opinions, jokes, terrible accents, misread rules, and questionable decisions are our own, and we wouldn't have it any other way.
This show may contain strong language and references to fantasy violence.
Listener discretion is advised.
Let's roll.
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[upbeat music] Welcome to the Guild- [notification sound] Oh, shit.
Oh, let's try again.
Welcome to the Guild of Inept Adventurers, or the GIA, if you're into acronyms and questionable decision-making.
I'm Justin, and along with our hopeless crew, we dive headfirst into epic quests, tragic roles, and the kind of teamwork that makes bards sing cautionary tales.
Whether you're a seasoned adventurer or just here for the chaos, you're in the right place.
All opinions, jokes, terrible accents, misread rules, and questionable decisions are our own, and we wouldn't have it any other way.
This show may contain strong language and references to fantasy violence.
Listener discretion is advised.
Let's roll.