Oct 5, 2026 · 1 hr 54 min · 11 segments
Agent Brass (Dennis), Agent Bismuth (Millie) and Agent Vermillion (Rob aka Quiddity) investigate a ritualistic murder in Louisiana under the guidance of our Handler (Andy aka Mahatatain). The…
Do I try and jump on that boat as well?
Maybe you'll actually land in it this time.
No, probably
not.
I'll put down my very large gun.
Oh.
Character development.
And then pick up a smaller gun.
No,
no, no. It's just, you
know.
You can see he's dressed in sort of jungle camouflage clothing.
And you can see that he has a belt around it, which has definitely got a holster on it.
And he's actually got a pouch slung across his chest, which looks like the sort of thing you would put magazines for an assault rifle in.
I guess the question is do we want to talk to him in which case we should probably be nice or do we think he's too potty to talk any sense in which case we need to work out how much he knows and whether he should be dead
we need to assess his level of corruption I
think so yeah
he carries on sort of slowly approaching are you trying to hide to make yourself not visible bear in mind at some point from the angle he's coming your boat will become visible
I'm quite happy to go and stand on the end there's like a little jetty or something that we tied our boat up to isn't there
No, there wasn't a jetty.
There was just a good landing place.
I'm quite happy to go and stand next to our boat.
Okay.
Please don't kill me.
Please don't kill me.
Do I try and jump on that boat as well?
Maybe you'll actually land in it this time.
No, probably
not.
I'll put down my very large gun.
Oh.
Character development.
And then pick up a smaller gun.
No,
no, no. It's just, you
know.
You can see he's dressed in sort of jungle camouflage clothing.
And you can see that he has a belt around it, which has definitely got a holster on it.
And he's actually got a pouch slung across his chest, which looks like the sort of thing you would put magazines for an assault rifle in.
I guess the question is do we want to talk to him in which case we should probably be nice or do we think he's too potty to talk any sense in which case we need to work out how much he knows and whether he should be dead
we need to assess his level of corruption I
think so yeah
he carries on sort of slowly approaching are you trying to hide to make yourself not visible bear in mind at some point from the angle he's coming your boat will become visible
I'm quite happy to go and stand on the end there's like a little jetty or something that we tied our boat up to isn't there
No, there wasn't a jetty.
There was just a good landing place.
I'm quite happy to go and stand next to our boat.
Okay.
Please don't kill me.
Please don't kill me.
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