At What Cost? - FSM 53

Yeah.

Yeah.

You literally just, yeah, you go to the bridge and they just don't, they ask you like, you know, they just look at your license like, Oh, what are you doing in four? You bringing anything with you? No.

Yeah.

5,000 pounds of Coke and a bomb.

The only time I ever drove to Canada, we got stopped at the border because I didn't know what exactly we were going for and how to communicate that properly.

So I kept turning to my wife at every one of his questions, and it looked like she was human trafficking me.

He's like, so what are you doing? Birthday.

Whose birthday? Her friend's.

What's the friend's name? You didn't see the gun that was pointed at you? Like a wire around my neck from the person in the backseat.

They don't normally check your car unless you give them a reason to.

Oh,

we only give them a reason to.

Yeah, it's never happened to me before.

I've only ever had kind of a hard time, and it was because the dude knew Magic the Gathering and was, like, grilling us on it.

Oh, that sucks.

Well, Ducky Plague.

no not even so it was like we were coming back from a tournament in Syracuse and he was like so you didn't buy anything no honestly like no he's like oh I know how it works with those things you probably bought cards and just stuck them into your decks And I'm going like, no, honestly, actually, we didn't.

And he was like, you have to declare it.

And we were like, no, we're serious, man.

We didn't.

And he's like, they're very expensive.

You need to declare them.

I'm going like, no.

And then in my head, I'm like, what are you going to do? You're going to pull my deck apart and then tell me I didn't have this when I went over? What are you going to do about this?

I know this shit ain't meta.

You got 76 here.

I'm like,

you know.

he was so it was the only time i've ever had like any difficulty and even then it's not like he pulled us over or anything

that's wild yeah how do you prove it like how like even that was

my point like i he was actually right like yes i imagine that that is a very easy way to like not pay any taxes on anything but like how would you ever prove i didn't have this when i was coming down

damn Unless they documented what you brought back over.

You would never.

Ever.

Can you imagine a border crossing card? Three sacred foundries.

Two flage whatever.

And then they just fucking grill you on your deck twice.

We had it marked down that you had a regular Flage in your deck, and you came back with a foil one.

He's just like,

Judge, detain this man.

Detain this man.