Jul 22, 2026 · 2 hr 48 min · 15 segments
A wealthy industrialist skips out on a tiny tax bill? Not on FBK's watch! Join Arthur, Sofia, and Stewart as they solve a missing magnate mystery. Coffin Cough is an actual play episode of Discworld.
Arthur 331Panelist
Sofia YangPanelistSpeaking of friends, today we are joined by Arthur.
I'm Arthur, humanoid android, and I would describe myself as, uh, having quirks of being laugh- laughing unconvincingly at all jokes, no matter how bad they are, taking people literally in everything they say, and being gullible and easily lied to, lied to, and not taking time to rest can cause me to develop a high cache, which can lead to cognition and reactions behaving unpredictably, causing the appearance of drunkenness.
Sophia Yang.
[laughs]
I'm a blonde, obviously dyed, cyclops wearing a pink skirt and high socked tennis shoes.
My background is cyclops with a pink jacket and skirt and high socks and tennis shoes.
My niche is that I work at Tooksi- Cooksi's Dye Shop, and my boss is Mr. Vera Raghavan, and my coworker is Ankita Woody.
My three quirks from the rule book are, "Have you been here before?" "No, never, and I can't believe I'm finally here." Number two, flailing nunchucks I readily hit myself and others with.
And number three, what has shocked me the most about the city? Well, the introductory offer from the Thieves Guild.
I may have been mugged, but I got a new barbecue set out of it, which I'll adapt to.
I may have robbed a bank, yes, but I got to be in a movie, and I un-robbed it afterwards.
And Stuart Bugatsky.
I, I will read my character sheet like my fellow, uh, Fire-Breathing Kittens.
My background, I am a, a prodigy elf wizard, uh, born to capable but fawning parents.
My, uh, intelligent and impulsive nature are pretty strong, and I, uh, supposedly, uh, uh, rarely see the consequences and the impact of others on my, you know, experiments in pursuit of greatness.
Speaking of friends, today we are joined by Arthur.
I'm Arthur, humanoid android, and I would describe myself as, uh, having quirks of being laugh- laughing unconvincingly at all jokes, no matter how bad they are, taking people literally in everything they say, and being gullible and easily lied to, lied to, and not taking time to rest can cause me to develop a high cache, which can lead to cognition and reactions behaving unpredictably, causing the appearance of drunkenness.
Sophia Yang.
[laughs]
I'm a blonde, obviously dyed, cyclops wearing a pink skirt and high socked tennis shoes.
My background is cyclops with a pink jacket and skirt and high socks and tennis shoes.
My niche is that I work at Tooksi- Cooksi's Dye Shop, and my boss is Mr. Vera Raghavan, and my coworker is Ankita Woody.
My three quirks from the rule book are, "Have you been here before?" "No, never, and I can't believe I'm finally here." Number two, flailing nunchucks I readily hit myself and others with.
And number three, what has shocked me the most about the city? Well, the introductory offer from the Thieves Guild.
I may have been mugged, but I got a new barbecue set out of it, which I'll adapt to.
I may have robbed a bank, yes, but I got to be in a movie, and I un-robbed it afterwards.
And Stuart Bugatsky.
I, I will read my character sheet like my fellow, uh, Fire-Breathing Kittens.
My background, I am a, a prodigy elf wizard, uh, born to capable but fawning parents.
My, uh, intelligent and impulsive nature are pretty strong, and I, uh, supposedly, uh, uh, rarely see the consequences and the impact of others on my, you know, experiments in pursuit of greatness.
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