Camera

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All unedited videos are a POV of a camera.

Water from more holes is pleasurable than a single hole.

All of our hair is body hair.

Adding, as eager as they look to be on screen together, the earls are or act too calm and conciliatory to drive reality soap plots.

No one wants to look unhinged, least of all Alex, who talks about being unstable, but can't risk her credibility as an entrepreneur, pitch woman and parasocial companion to millions by getting truly ugly on camera.

which is precisely what natural born reality stars have always done.

I mean, I'm thinking of Vanderpump as I'm saying this and I'm nodding my head.

Let's say...

Pre-camera.

Paintings.

Pre-camera, post-camera.

Cool.

That's what it is.

You got-

Camera pans to the shit corner.

Okay.

[laughs]

But at this time, they're trying to fix it.

Camera's on me.

I just roll with it.

Made for

What

are you doing? Camera's on.

Wake up, you can't be on the camera, sleep.

I'm not going to tell you.

And then even being able to add back in grain and texture with the photographic styles.

I mean, um, yeah, Apple, it feels like they're just unleashing, they're letting go of the idea of like a perfect picture or like an Apple, um, camera, you know, and they're just saying, we're giving you the tools and we'll see what you do with it, which is very cool.

Yeah, I was kind of expecting them to add these camera features as like a new photography mode in Final Cut Camera or just a new professional camera app.

But no, it's all right there in the regular camera app.

And I feel like the new design suits that well.

Yes.

This is called Trowel Screen Camera.

And how do you feel if I read it first and then we'll talk about it?

I feel great about that.