Everything's Perfect Except...Family Secrets, Workplace Crushes & Bugs in Our Food

**Donald is back!** And this episode wastes absolutely no time getting into sibling chaos, family secrets, workplace drama, and bugs where bugs should never be. 😂 A listener suspects her brother may have a different biological father — and everyone seems to know except him. Should she tell him? Then, another listener gets pulled into a closed office by a coworker who tells her the jeans she’s wearing are “doing nothing for her.” Autumn and Donald’s immediate reaction? That’s not mean girl behavior…**that’s a crush.** Plus: live worms, two slugs, a dead grasshopper, and strawberry water Autumn wishes she had never seen 🎙 **TIMESTAMPS** 0:00 — The camera wasn’t recording 1:00 — Sibling chaos & Autumn being told she was adopted 3:24 — Autumn’s childhood & her dad’s restaurants 5:08 — Facebook Marketplace food changing lives 6:25 — A LIVE worm in Autumn’s Erewhon peppers 7:18 — Donald finds two slugs in his cabbage 9:30 — Autumn washes strawberries and immediately regrets it 12:24 — Phone a Friend: Her brother may have a different biological father 14:05 — Autumn: Do NOT tell him 14:50 — Autumn reveals a similar situation in her own family 16:48 — Donald: “I would want to know” 20:58 — Get the DNA before blowing up his life 25:30 — Donald learns a major family secret at age 10 29:47 — Podcast inbox PSA 😂 30:41 — Phone a Friend: Coworker says her jeans are a no-go 34:04 — Autumn & Donald: “She has a crush on you” 35:00 — When is it okay to comment on someone’s appearance? 39:46 — Why the comment triggered old insecurities 44:25 — Donald’s completely unhinged response options 😂 47:42 — Sign off 🏋️ **WORK WITH DONALD** Donald offers one-on-one health and wellness coaching focused on habits, mindset, confidence, and creating lasting change. 📩 DM @donaldstamper on Instagram💌  **PHONE A FRIEND** Have something you want Autumn and Donald to talk through? 📩 everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com Put “Phone a Friend” in the subject line. 📸 @everythingsperfectofficial 👤 @autumncalabrese | @donaldstamper 🛍 **EVERYTHING’S PERFECT** Follow for new episodes, clips, merch, and updates. 📸 @everythingsperfectofficial 👉 everythingsperfect.com