ColdIron | Episode 8: Hand of the Legate

Dork Tales presents Cold Iron, a Western fantasy epic.

Hello, everybody, and welcome back to Cold Iron here on Dork Tales.

We're going to be starting in just a couple of minutes.

Kat is on her way back from a flying appointment, literally.

And boy, are her arms tired.

But we're going to be starting in just a couple of minutes.

But we might as well introduce everybody and get into this.

Welcome to Cold Iron on its new night and time, Saturday nights at 7 p.m. Pacific.

I'm your Dungeon Master, Kelly.

And you're seeing him and... y'all i am so excited to be heading back into the world of cold iron uh after last episode was aborted by a screaming dog who is now sleeping we figured out a weird trick barking dogs hate this one weird trick and that is to keep the doors between our offices open so he can equally access us and then ignore him till he falls asleep which has worked he's asleep but anyway i'm excited to be here and uh i'm excited to introduce you to the rest of the cast all right so uh we're gonna go ahead and introduce the character starting with uh caitlin

hello i'm caitlin i use she her pronouns and tonight i'll be playing zoe our paladin warforged of the group and i'm super excited to be here oh my goodness

i'm so excited to have you back and i'm really glad that uh saturday nights work much better for all of your like plans and everybody's like super super into this this is is good i love it when i love what we'll be

missing

hi oh

hi hi buddy

Hi, buddy.

So I had to do it in his stead.

Hi.

That's fair.

That's fair.

Hi.

There you go.

That's a bit

better.

Hi.

Hi.

If you're listening on podcast, you might not hear any of that because I try to edit them out.

But sometimes, like dog yelps, they get through regardless.

All right.

Yep.

Next to you, we have the green and incorrigible Robin.

Robin.

hi i'm robin i use she her pronouns and tonight i'm excited to be uh playing trixie our inventor artificer gadget smith of the group who also uses she her and you said we're we're live where we are live and it's a saturday night interesting interesting yes

yes yes

we are saturday night and it's live

special guest host chevy chase

Nice.

But yeah, super excited to be reprising this.

Once I get into once I slip into the accent, I will probably not be going back into Robin voice because it's hard to go in and out of that.

So you'll get what you deserve.

Good.

I hope you deserve it.

All right.

Down beneath you, we have Christine.

Hello, I am Christine.

I use she, her pronouns, and tonight I play Belle St. Clair, our tabaxi warlock of the group.

I also am going to have to get back into Belle's voice because it's been a while, and I haven't had much opportunity to use it because of... screaming teddy so i haven't been as present in the game since potentially i could have been uh so hopefully i will be a little more present and a little more talkative and chatty and here

Un petit présent.

Love it.

Un

présent.

All right, over to Amy.

Hi, I'm Amy.

Prononci her, they, them.

And I am playing the lovable carrion slaughterhouse, the...

That

sentence.

What? The lovable, delightful, and cheerful carrion slaughterhouse, the tiefling, orc, mutt, fiend thing.

Let's just go tiefling.

Ranger.

Forkling.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, folks.

We have a great game for you tonight.

And since Kat's not here, I'm going to talk about something else.

I'm going to talk about two something else's, actually.