Jul 3, 2026 · 39 min · 9 segments
We're in the new studio. There's a gravy hot tub. Dog arses on the wall. It's exactly what you'd expect. This week: Roman Abramovich arrives at Stamford Bridge, bans the colour red, turns up to…
Friend of the pod, Roman Abramovich, two dead parents, one World Cup, is in business at Chelsea after he's bought it from blithering Ken Bates for an eye-watering 193 million quid to Roman Abramovich.
Fuck all.
For him, he's not bothered.
Still got loads of money left.
Top of the charts.
Let's set the scene for you, David.
One of the best music videos ever, man.
Fast food rockers.
Kentucky French.
The battling it out in the Battle of the Charts.
Wow, that's a slap.
You can
picture
Abramovich absolutely pounding bag and signing deals whilst that's just playing out of his helicopter.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The music video for that is slow motion women with pneumatic drills.
Imagine a young David coming of age and you see that on telly and there's not a lot of porn about.
You're like, Jesus.
Very confusing, especially when you're watching it with your parents when it comes on.
Friend of the pod, Roman Abramovich, two dead parents, one World Cup, is in business at Chelsea after he's bought it from blithering Ken Bates for an eye-watering 193 million quid to Roman Abramovich.
Fuck all.
For him, he's not bothered.
Still got loads of money left.
Top of the charts.
Let's set the scene for you, David.
One of the best music videos ever, man.
Fast food rockers.
Kentucky French.
The battling it out in the Battle of the Charts.
Wow, that's a slap.
You can
picture
Abramovich absolutely pounding bag and signing deals whilst that's just playing out of his helicopter.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The music video for that is slow motion women with pneumatic drills.
Imagine a young David coming of age and you see that on telly and there's not a lot of porn about.
You're like, Jesus.
Very confusing, especially when you're watching it with your parents when it comes on.
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