Sep 4, 2026 · 39 min · 24 segments
Tom is in the hospital, and it's not just his usual laziness. We don't think, anyway. Thomas and Eli play three voice memos Tom recorded from his hospital bed, including one that may just be drugs…
Now, according to Thomas, I want to say this because I now I want to be very clear.
I think Thomas misremembered that Tom said he wanted us to tell what's going on with him.
Now, according to Thomas, I want to say this because I now I want to be very clear.
I think Thomas misremembered that Tom said he wanted us to tell what's going on with him.
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