Sep 25, 2026 · 2 hr 1 min · 17 segments
What, actually, is the difference between a window and a door? Tough question. The answer is; nothing. There is no difference between a window and a door. This poses serious issues for whuppy and…
Wild OnePanelistTiffPanelistI think so.
I think so.
How can I help you?
Hi, where's the door at on your building? Like, the doors? I've seen people, like, inside of the building, but all I just see going around the building is a bunch of windows.
Yeah, because you've got to, like, teleport into the building.
What do you mean? Could you be professional? I don't...
It's just a bunch of windows, is what I'm saying.
Okay, then you have to teleport inside.
Ma'am, could you please be professional? I'm accustomed with a valid complaint.
I don't know.
I saw a door around the back, and that's where all the employees go, but I don't feel...
What, you have to enter a passcode or something? Do
you have a portkey?
A portkey?
Mm-hmm.
What's portkey?
A portkey, that's how you get
in.
I don't understand.
I'm sorry.
Are you on drugs or alcohol? okay yeah like if if you show me where the door's at i'll i can't well i could get i could get you one but not are you are you 21 or older
no
okay you're gonna your uh boss is gonna go to jail now
why
I think so.
I think so.
How can I help you?
Hi, where's the door at on your building? Like, the doors? I've seen people, like, inside of the building, but all I just see going around the building is a bunch of windows.
Yeah, because you've got to, like, teleport into the building.
What do you mean? Could you be professional? I don't...
It's just a bunch of windows, is what I'm saying.
Okay, then you have to teleport inside.
Ma'am, could you please be professional? I'm accustomed with a valid complaint.
I don't know.
I saw a door around the back, and that's where all the employees go, but I don't feel...
What, you have to enter a passcode or something? Do
you have a portkey?
A portkey?
Mm-hmm.
What's portkey?
A portkey, that's how you get
in.
I don't understand.
I'm sorry.
Are you on drugs or alcohol? okay yeah like if if you show me where the door's at i'll i can't well i could get i could get you one but not are you are you 21 or older
no
okay you're gonna your uh boss is gonna go to jail now
why
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