Jul 17, 2026 · 2 hr 1 min · 11 segments
A lot of this episode of CORNDOWN takes place in the bathroom. A lot of this episode of CORNDOWN has to do with hair. As such, the first calls are all about finding hair in the bathroom, which evokes…
[phone ringing]
Stacey.
Hello?
Hi, can I help you?
Oh, I'm sorry.
The phone picked up weird, and it was half my fault, too.
Um, yeah, I was just there.
Uh, I had some food in the lobby.
The food was fine.
I used the restroom, and I had a question about something I had seen in there.
Okay.
There was, like, hair in the trash.
Okay.
What's going on there?
I have no idea.
Is there a way we can find out? I'm just a little bit concerned for, like, food safety and stuff.
Like, if someone's giving haircuts in the bathroom or something, that's, I'd like to know about that.
Well, no, we don't do haircuts in the bathroom, but we can't control what, um, customers do in the bathroom.
That's what I meant.
Like, if a customer's getting their-
Uh-
... giving their, or cutting their hair in the bathroom or something, you know, I'd, I'd like to know about that.
Yeah, we do...
I mean, I, I don't know.
I don't have cameras in the bathroom.
[phone ringing]
Stacey.
Hello?
Hi, can I help you?
Oh, I'm sorry.
The phone picked up weird, and it was half my fault, too.
Um, yeah, I was just there.
Uh, I had some food in the lobby.
The food was fine.
I used the restroom, and I had a question about something I had seen in there.
Okay.
There was, like, hair in the trash.
Okay.
What's going on there?
I have no idea.
Is there a way we can find out? I'm just a little bit concerned for, like, food safety and stuff.
Like, if someone's giving haircuts in the bathroom or something, that's, I'd like to know about that.
Well, no, we don't do haircuts in the bathroom, but we can't control what, um, customers do in the bathroom.
That's what I meant.
Like, if a customer's getting their-
Uh-
... giving their, or cutting their hair in the bathroom or something, you know, I'd, I'd like to know about that.
Yeah, we do...
I mean, I, I don't know.
I don't have cameras in the bathroom.
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